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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd
of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back
that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm
is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." |
